Morel Man Boxer Briefs

Because subtlety is overrated.

Show off your morel support this holiday season with the only underwear bold enough to feature nature’s favorite fungi front and center. Designed for those who like their humor wild and their gifts unforgettable, Morel Man briefs proudly sport a large morel mushroom right where it counts — with a waistband that leaves no doubt who wears the spores around here.

Perfect for white-elephant parties, stocking stuffers, or anyone who thinks “mushroom season” should be celebrated year-round. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, questionable enough to make Grandma blush.

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, gift envy, and an uncontrollable urge to tell mushroom puns.